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Hello people.

I know the past few days I haven't been with you guys. Coz there's so many things and problems and blablabla personal matters which I have to settle. )=
And sorry to Chester for not answering your call or replying your messages. I know you miss me. HAHA.

& I know you all miss me so much right.
Please say y-e-s.

Okay okay.
Happy holidays, people.
Make these upcoming 6 weeks a fruitful one.
& We shall hang out some time. (=

Love,
Your Sexy Gorgeous Hot Babe Rihanna.
MUAHHHHH!

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6:27 PM

My last java programming of the sem... Here it goes:

public class different_womens {

public void female_professionals()
{
double style;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

public void married_females()
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

public void engaged_females()
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long booast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

public void newly_married_females()
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

public void husband_wife_professionals()
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
}

public void beautiful_city_girl()
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
}

public void old_lady
{
double chin;
short memory;
long sighs;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
}
}

Cheers,
D

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8:11 PM

2 more papers, or maybe 3 more to go. Haha! Anyway, just dropping by to say study hard mates and good luck (: See you all tmr. Let's have fun and enjoy ourselves after exams ((:

p/s: zhili, though your face is not here. but this post applies to you too! ((:

With much loves,
Birdie!

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9:32 PM

SingTel will be offering three price plans with the iPhone 3G and these will come with a standard two-year operator contract.

*Only for customers who connect or recontract on an iFlexi plan before September 5.

The coveted handset will be available from 12.01am on August 22 at the SingTel Comcentre along Exeter Road and the sale will go on until 9pm on August 24. From August 25, the phone will be available at all Hello! retail stores.

There are no pre-paid options available and the handset has to be activated at the point of purchase in the store. Users will also need to register the handset, but this can be done via iTunes at home.

SingTel has also said that you can trade in your current mobile phone, though users will have to enquire in person with the operator.

Cheers,
D

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10:27 PM

hey ppl.. so.. got a question to ask.. how come there are twins.. pls post yor questions or answers here pls.. ty.. =)
somehow we got something from a website daryl found budden i cant find it.. so pls help solve the mystery.. muahaha..

signing off,
chester

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2:34 AM

Had this in my email... Wanted to share it with you all.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
________________________________ ____________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right….. ’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
______________ ___________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________

Cheers!
Daryl

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10:51 PM

I know it is abit outdated.
Some idiot just got to do this to my MSN.

Get a life.
(=

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9:24 PM

Soon people will stop driving and riding. And soon, we will be back using stone to start a fire, rear our own pollutry and maybe walk or cycle everywhere. This must pay, that must pay. Next time who knows, one cup of plain water cost you 50cents, a more packet of chilli at macdonald cost 20cents and ice kachang cost $8.90! Aiya! All in all, Money no enough ahhhhh! 钱不够用！！！Drop some money to me can?

p/s: chester look like 'ah gong' here. AH GONG! MONEY PLEASE (:

With loves,

Birdie (:

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10:44 PM

Had this lying somewhere in my computer for quite a while.... It was about what the future lines would make the whole MRT line look like in Singapore. Looks pretty cool though.

Here it is....

Cheers!
Daryl

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3:50 PM